1990-91 Pro Set #574 Minnesota North Stars

I can not think of another card that best exemplifies the ridiculous excess of early '90s trading cards.  The back has a few fun facts of North Stars history, but no team checklist or statistics.  On the front?  No action shot.  Not even a mug shot of Modano, Bellows, or Broten.  Nope.  Just a giant black and white marble team logo.